Skateboarding has gone full circle
Ran to my car because my coworker said some slashed my tires
threw a boomerang like 6 years ago and it never came back so now I live in constant fear
I’ve saved this since March to post.
Happy September 1st!
this kid is an idiot
today my best friend asked me “why cinderella’s shoe fell off if it fit her perfectly”
okay so we know about jesus when he’s a baby, and jesus when he’s an adult, but does the bible ever mention his rebellious teenager years?
‘jesus, go feed the donkey.’
‘yOU’RE NOT MY REAL FATHER’
the ground shakes a little, and a voice comes down from the sky
‘do what your stepfather says you little shit’
Oh, right. The 10K. The 10K for Disneyland, the 10K chosen especially to run around Disneyland, Disneyland’s 10K.
feeling lonely is the worst feeling ever
good morning, here’s your newspaper.
…and a little dance.
He’s so proud of himself.
“We just got a letter, we just got a letter, we just got a letter, i wonder who it’s from!”
my heart just melted
Especially useful when your enemies paint you into a corner.
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